| There was a selfish baker who plotted the downfall of his rivals, cheated his customers and charged more for an inferior cake and yet he still had the audacity to pray to Sahria for wealth and the Greatest cake in all the lands. That night his wish was granted and the Titan known as Tommy Aches rose from the baker's kitchen, his chocolate covered mallow and jam body swelling in great size and squishing the baker before blundering away in a random direction. |
